Coffeenicence: Where Dreams Come to Burn

Recent Rejections:

• Submission 1: 'I Can Touch the Sun with My Tongue!'
• Submission 2: 'Tacos are the New Sushi'

Recent Acceptances:

• Submission 3: 'The Fjord of Broken Dreams'
• Submission 4: 'I Have a Pet Dragon, It's Not a Problem'

Pending:

• Submission 5: 'Why the Cat's in the Hat is the Best Book Ever Written'
• Submission 6: 'I Have 17 Cats, They're All Named after Famous Artists'