Coffee Crisis: The 1st Wave
The world is in chaos as an unexplained shortage of coffee has struck. People are rioting in the streets, demanding their morning fix. Governments are scrambling to find a solution, but it seems like they're just making things worse.
Here's a brief summary of the crisis:
- Reports of coffee beans disappearing from warehouses and roasteries
- Baristas are being forced to make "decaf" drinks, but nobody knows what that even means
- People are taking to social media to share their #Coffeegate stories
- A black market for coffee has emerged, with prices skyrocketing to astronomical levels