According to our highly unscientific research, the current coffee scarcity index is at a paltry 2/10. This is a stark contrast to our peak levels of 9/10 achieved during the height of the pandemic.
We attribute this decline to Cause 2: The Great Bean Heist, a mysterious phenomenon where rogue traders have been stealing all the good coffee beans, leaving only the blandest of beans for us mere mortals.
But fear not, dear coffee lovers! We have reason to believe that Cause 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Roast may be related to a sinister plot involving a certain coffee shop owner who's been secretly hoarding all the good roast.
Stay tuned for further updates, and in the meantime, enjoy a nice cup of decaf.