Colonial Proclamations

By order of the Imperial Governor, it is hereby decreed:

Article 1: The Right to be Righteous

Shall be enjoyed by all citizens, regardless of their ability to pay taxes.

Note: This right may be revoked at any time without warning.

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Article 2: The Duty to be Dutiful

Said duty shall be fulfilled by all citizens, or face the consequences.

Consequences include, but are not limited to: forced watching of reruns of 'I'm a Little Wyatt'.

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