Neutral Color Theories

Colors so boring, you'll need a map to find them.

But seriously, who needs excitement when you can have beige?

Our team of expert color theorists (a.k.a. middle-aged men in beige suits) have compiled the following theories:

Gray

The color of a rainy day, the color of your aunt, the color of your mood when you realize you're 30.

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Brown

Like your favorite couch, but without the comfort, and also without the fun.

Read the full treatise on brown

Beige

When in doubt, choose beige. Trust us, it's not a color, it's a lifestyle.

Get the beige manifesto

Black and White

A color combination that's only interesting when done poorly.

Understand the art of overusing black and white