Agenda of Absurdity

Today's Schedule:

• 10:00 AM - Briefing on the Silliness of It All
• 12:00 PM - Soup Standards Review Committee
• 2:00 PM - Quantum Philosophy Debate: 'Is the Meaning of Life 42 or 27?'
• 4:00 PM - Absurdity Award Ceremony

Please arrive prepared to participate in the absurd. Comfortable shoes recommended. Not responsible for lost sanity.