Chairperson's Message
In a year filled with existential dread and bureaucratic red tape, our committee managed to achieve:
- Meeting once in January for exactly 37 minutes
- Folding a 3-page report into a 1-page report (a 4th page was optional)
- Deciding on a color scheme: Bright Pink and Dark Navy (it's a thing)
- Setting a new record for most consecutive minutes spent discussing the meaning of life
- Successfully avoiding any actual work on actual committee tasks
Subcommittee Highlights
Our Subcommittee for the Incredibly Unimportant (SCI) accomplished the following:
- Spending 12 minutes discussing the best way to make a sandwich
- Deciding that Tuesdays are the best day of the week
- Coming up with 5 new ideas for committee social media profiles (but only 2 were actually created)