COO's Agenda: Clowning the System

Chief Clown Officer

We have meetings, and we have minutes, but we have NO FUN. Unless you count the fun we make by watching our CEO trip over his own feet again.

• Last Week's Disaster
• This Week's Plan
• Next Week's Clown Show

Today's agenda:

• 10:00 AM: Coffee breaks will be held every hour, but only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and the first Monday after a full moon.
• 12:00 PM: Lunch will be provided, but only if you bring your own squirt gun and a can of sardines.
• 2:00 PM: The quarterly meeting of Clowns in Charge will take place. All attendees must wear their finest red noses and oversized shoes.