Minutes of the Last Week's Disaster Meeting

Attendees:

• Chairperson, Bob Smith
• Member, Alice Johnson
• Member, John Doe
• Member, Jane Doe
• Member, Bob Johnson

Agenda:

1. Item 1: Discuss the impending doom of the world
2. Item 2: Vote on whether or not to have pizza for the meeting
3. Item 3: Discuss the best way to escape the coming apocalypse
4. Item 4: Debate the merits of using a firehose as a solution to the apocalypse

Notes:

Item 1: We all decided that the world is definitely going to end soon.

Item 2: After a heated debate, it was decided that pizza is the answer to all of life's problems.

Item 3: We concluded that the best way to escape the apocalypse would be to build a giant, rickety bridge of doom.

Item 4: Unfortunately, the firehose idea didn't quite pan out. But we all agreed to have one for the next meeting.

Next Meeting: This Week's Disaster

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