DECISION 1: THE ULTIMATE NON-DEcision

In a bold move, our committee of highly-paid experts have decided to spend an entire afternoon discussing the merits of beige vs. off-white as a wall color.

After careful consideration, we have reached a conclusion that is, in fact, no conclusion at all.

This decision has been ratified by 3 out of 5 committee members, with 1 member abstaining due to a sudden case of existential dread.