At 3:47 AM on a Tuesday, in the year 2023, the committee convened for their bi-weekly meeting.
The minutes of the meeting are as follows:
1. Motion 1: "We should do something."
Motion 2: "No, we shouldn't."
Motion 3: "Let's just stare at the wall for 10 minutes."
Motion 4: "I'm hungry."
Motion 5: "Can we take a break?"
Motion 6: "I'd rather be anywhere else."
Motion 7: "Fine, let's just do nothing."
Motion 8: "Can we have donuts?"
Motion 9: "I'm watching Netflix."
Motion 10: "This meeting has no purpose."
Decision 1: "Let's do nothing."
This decision was made by unanimous consensus, as the room fell into a comfortable silence.