Confidential Inflation Report Addendum

Classified Information Regarding Time-Traveling Inflation Devices

Introduction

This addendum is a supplement to the official report on Inflationary Devices (ID) submitted to the Committee on Unconventional Time-Traveling Inflationary Devices (CUTTID) by Agent B.

Section I: Unidentified Side Effects

Our research indicates that prolonged use of ID 3456 results in spontaneous combustion of nearby furniture, spontaneous human hair growth on the user's palms, and an unexplained craving for 80s rock music.

Section II: Unforeseen Consequences

Further study revealed that the aforementioned ID also causes localized temporal rifts, resulting in brief but intense appearances of 1980s fashion trends.

Recommendations

Due to these unforeseen consequences, we recommend that all further testing of ID 3456 be halted immediately. All personnel involved in the project are advised to seek counseling and a good hairdresser.

Appendix

Full report available upon request for those cleared for level 3 access.

Subcommittee on Unforeseen Side Effects (SUSE)

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