Classified Information Regarding Time-Traveling Inflation Devices
This addendum is a supplement to the official report on Inflationary Devices (ID) submitted to the Committee on Unconventional Time-Traveling Inflationary Devices (CUTTID) by Agent B.
Our research indicates that prolonged use of ID 3456 results in spontaneous combustion of nearby furniture, spontaneous human hair growth on the user's palms, and an unexplained craving for 80s rock music.
Further study revealed that the aforementioned ID also causes localized temporal rifts, resulting in brief but intense appearances of 1980s fashion trends.
Due to these unforeseen consequences, we recommend that all further testing of ID 3456 be halted immediately. All personnel involved in the project are advised to seek counseling and a good hairdresser.
Full report available upon request for those cleared for level 3 access.