Ancient Disasters Chronicle
The committee has compiled a list of the worst time travel mishaps from ancient civilizations.
- The Great Pyramid Collapse (2500 BCE) - Pharaoh Khufu's attempt to merge ancient Egyptian architecture with modern skyscraper design resulted in a catastrophic collapse of the Great Pyramid.
- The Lost City of Atlantis (1200 BCE) - The Atlanteans' reckless use of advanced technology led to the city's demise, leaving only a cryptic map behind.
- The Great Library of Alexandria Fire (300 CE) - The Roman Emperor's love of burning books led to the destruction of the world's greatest repository of knowledge.
Lessons Learned from the Timestream Catastrophes
After studying the ancient disasters, the committee has distilled the following key takeaways:
- Never underestimate the power of a good architect.
- Beware the siren song of advanced technology.
- Respect the timeline.
Recommendations for Time Travelers
The committee recommends the following precautions for those venturing into the timestream:
- Wear sensible shoes.
- Bring a good map.
- Don't trust the locals.