Faster-Than-Light Theories

Because who needs Simpler-Than-Light Theories?

Here's a rundown of the most outlandish FTL concepts that have ever been proposed:

1. Alcubed Theory (a.k.a. "Cubing the Vacuum")

Because who needs space when you can have Cubing the Vacuum?

2. Quantum Fluctuation

We're talking random, unpredictable, and utterly bewildering Quantum Fluctuation Chaos here.

3. Wormholes

Shortcuts through the fabric of space-time? More like worming through the fabric of sanity Wormholes and Tunnel Vision.