Agenda Item 1: Establishing Intergalactic Wormhole Diplomacy Protocol
Meeting attendees will discuss the finer points of navigating wormholes while maintaining human dignity and avoiding certain... unpleasantness.
Key Takeaways:
- Avoid getting stuck in a wormhole for an extended period.
- Don't eat the space snacks, they're not as safe as they seem.
- Tunnel vision is a real risk, don't get too attached to your favorite tie.
Agenda Item 2: Replacing Bureaucracy with AI-Powered Bureaucracy 2.0Agenda Item 3: Intergalactic Committee's Guide to Time Travel Etiquette
Learn the proper way to attend meetings across timelines and parallel universes. No more "I'm here, I'm late, I'm stuck in a temporal loop."
Subcommittee: