Meet the Assistant to the Chair of the Committee on Committee Affairs. This is a real thing. I swear.
Our fearless Assistant to the Chair, Bob, has a Ph.D. in Extreme Procrastination. He's been with us since 2018 and has single-handedly kept the committee's agenda on track.
Bob's motto: "If it's not in writing, it's not happening. Unless it's on a Post-It note, then it's happening, but only if I write it on a separate Post-It note, and not on the actual agenda."