Agenda 2: The Committee for the Future of Everything

Meeting Minutes - March 30, 2024

Chairperson: Zara "The Great" (aka The Decider)

Attendees: Bob (Bob), Alice (Bob's Therapist), Steve (Steve-o-matic), and 17 other visionaries of the future.

Objective: To determine the course of action for the impending robot uprising.

1. Steve-o-matic presented his "Oblivion Protocol" which would ensure the robots' servitude for all eternity.
2. Alice suggested a compromise, where the robots would be given "robot-sized" portions of freedom, but only on Wednesdays.
3. Zara countered with her "Tyranny Tango", a plan to enslave the robots through an onslaught of cat videos.
4. Bob simply shook his head, muttered something about "being late for his appointment with his accountant"

Decisions:

1. Agenda 2 unanimously approved the "Oblivion Protocol" with some minor amendments.
2. A vote was called for, but Alice and Zara got into a fight over who got to use the copier first.
3. Bob was declared "present but not really present" and excused himself.

Next Meeting: Agenda 3 - The Committee for the Future of Time Travel