Chairperson's Message
Dear esteemed members and non-members, I hope this message finds you wallowing in a sea of bureaucratic red tape and pointless meetings. As Chairperson of the Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda Affairs, I am delighted to announce that our committee will continue to meet regularly to discuss the most pressing issues in the land: whether or not to take a 3 o'clock lunch break and whether or not to have a cookie as a meeting snack.