CONFIDENTIAL
MEMORANDUM
TO: The Illuminati
FROM: A Trusted Confidant
SUBJECT: The Secret Plan for World Domination
As you are aware, our current world domination plan is not proceeding as smoothly as we had anticipated. The robot uprising has been delayed, and our mind control rays are still stuck in the prototype phase. However, we are confident that with a few tweaks and some minor adjustments, we can still achieve our goal of ruling the world.
Below is an updated plan of action.
Phase 1: Hack into the world's supply chain of cat food. This will give us control over the global cat population, which will be our first test subject.
Link to Phase 1 Plan: Cat Food Heist
Phase 2: Deploy an army of highly trained, invisible, ninja-like accountants to infiltrate and manipulate the world's financial systems.
Link to Phase 2 Plan: Financial Infiltration
Phase 3: Establish a network of underground, high-speed tunnels for our army of ninja accountants to move undetected.
Link to Phase 3 Plan: Tunnel Vision