Jane Smith (came late, still managed to get a chair)
Bob Johnson (brought donuts, still can't focus)
John Doe (napped in the corner, snoring)
Committee Chair (lost their train of thought)
Bob: "I had an idea, let me try to remember it."
Jane: "I'm not sure, I was asleep, but my cat said it was a good idea."
Someone, somewhere, wrote down "Action Item: Buy coffee machine. Because, coffee."