Bertrand the Benevolent: As we all know, the world is running low on socks. It's a crisis of epic proportions. We need to act fast, or risk facing a fate worse than death: going commando in public.
Bert: That's why I propose we allocate 10% of our budget to buying more socks. Not just any socks, mind you, but the finest, most comfortable socks known to mankind.
Vice-Chairman, Bob: I second the motion. But what about the environmental impact of all these socks? Don't they clog the drains and pollute our oceans?
Bertrand the Benevolent: Fear not, good Bob. We'll have our team of highly trained Sock Engineers work their magic. They'll make sure our new socks are eco-friendly and won't harm our planet.