Any member found to be lacking in unbridled enthusiasm during a meeting shall be subject to reeducation through the use of our patented Enthusiasm-Inducement Device (EID). The EID is a highly effective and totally-not-at-all-inhumane device that will ensure you're making decisions with the fervor and passion of a teenager at a Justin Bieber concert.
Side effects of EID treatment may include, but are not limited to:
Do not attempt to turn off or disable the EID. Doing so will result in your being placed in Time-Out-Inducement Device (TID) for an undisclosed duration.
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