Meeting Minutes: Because Who Needs Actual Progress, Anyway?
Agenda for the 42nd Meeting of the Committee of Utterly Inconsequential Decisions
1. Ignore the new report on "Best Practices for Doing Nothing".
2. Discuss, at length, the meaning of "lengthy discussion".
3. Vote on which font is more pretentious, Arial or Courier.
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Next meeting: Same time, same place. Because why bother?