Meeting 456: Where Ideas Go to Die

Agenda

  1. 6:00 PM - Arrival of the Committee Members (and Their Laptops)
  2. 6:05 PM - Invocation of the Ancient Coffee Machine
  3. 6:10 PM - Reading of the Agenda (by the Chair)
  4. 6:20 PM - Discussion of the Unimportant Item (because someone forgot it was scheduled)
  5. 6:35 PM - Debate on the Obvious Conclusion (because someone disagrees with the obvious)
  6. 7:00 PM - Dinner (at the nearest Taco Bell)

Important Note: All attendees are encouraged to bring their favorite snacks, as the committee has seen better days.

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