Minutes from the Last Meeting: Abridged for the Clumsy

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In Attendance:

• The Chairman, resplendent in a suit that was once white
• The Secretary, who still hasn't updated their browser
• Member 1, who ate all the free donuts

Agenda Items

• Item 1: The Great Debate on Punctuation
• Item 2: The Unfortunate Fate of the Coffee Machine
• Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

The minutes for this meeting were abridged for the sake of brevity and to accommodate the Secretary's crippling sense of laziness.