Review of the company coffee machine usage report.
Item 2:Discussion of the new "Casual Fridays" policy.
Item 3:Review of the "Mandatory Fun" department's quarterly report.
The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM sharp. Chairperson, Jane, began by asking the committee to review the company coffee machine usage report for the month of February. The report showed a 30% decrease in usage, which was met with skepticism by committee member, Bob, who claimed he had not seen a decrease, but rather an increase in his own coffee consumption.
The committee discussed the proposed "Casual Fridays" policy, which would allow employees to wear jeans and t-shirts on Fridays instead of the usual business attire. Committee member, Alice, expressed concerns about the impact on company culture and the possibility of employees wearing pajamas to work. Chairperson, Jane, assured her that the policy was meant to boost morale and increase productivity, but not to encourage slovenliness.
The committee reviewed the quarterly report of the "Mandatory Fun" department, which was led by the department's fearless leader, Steve. The report included a graph showing the increase in fun had by employees, but committee member, Bob, pointed out that the graph was based on a sample size of 3 employees who were paid to have fun.