Committee Meeting Agenda: Abstain
Today's topic of discussion: The merits of taking a leisurely Sunday morning stroll.
Resolution:
Shall we, the committee, endorse the practice of waking up at a reasonable hour and engaging in some form of physical activity?
Arguments For:
It's good for your health.
It's good for your productivity.
Arguments Against:
It's too early.
It's too hard.
Next Steps:
Vote Aye if you're in favor of the resolution.
Vote Nay if you're opposed.
Abstain if you just need a minute to process your feelings.
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