Meeting Minutes, Agenda Item 1: World Domination

Meeting convened at 3:00 PM, precisely, as scheduled. Chairperson, Jane, was in attendance, as was a majority of the committee.

Item 1: Item 1: World Domination - Proposal by Jane to take over the world, pending approval.
Item 2: Item 2: Coffee Break - Request for a 15-minute break to recharge.
Item 3: Item 3: Scheduling - Discussion of meeting schedule for the next 100 years.

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Adjourned at 3:15 PM, with no clear consensus on world domination, but a general consensus on the need for more coffee.

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