Meeting 456 of the Break Room Safety Committee

Important Business:

Discussing ways to prevent microwaves from exploding and covering the break room in glitter.

Action Items:

1. Conduct regular safety inspections of the break room microwave.
2. Purchase a fireproof blanket for the break room floor.
3. Establish a glitter-free zone around the break room.
4. Read Proposal 1: Glitter-Free Break Room Initiative
5. Read Proposal 2: Microwave Safety Guidelines

Motions:

1. Moved to establish a new committee to deal with the existential threat of the coffee machine.
2. Moved to table the motion to ban glitter in the break room.