Presented by: Bob, Jan, and Steve (in that order)
Summary:
The current coffee machine has been a source of contention in the break room. Caffeine-starved employees have been known to growl at each other over the last cup of coffee. It's time for a change.
Recommendation:
We propose the installation of a new coffee machine, one that can dispense both hot and cold beverages with a minimum of human intervention. This will not only reduce conflict but also increase productivity and overall job satisfaction.
Implementation:
We estimate a 2-day setup and training period. During this time, we will ensure that the new machine is fully calibrated and that all employees understand its intricacies.
Budget:
We have allocated $5,000 for the new machine and an additional $1,000 for employee training and support.
Consider installing a water cooler for those who don't drink coffee.
Implement a "no talking about politics" policy in the break room.
Install a foosball table in the break room. It's a matter of safety, people!
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