Section 1: The Great Coffee Machine of Despair
Proposal 1, Section 1, is concerned with the safety of our beloved coffee machines in the break room.
It has come to our attention that our coffee machines are in a state of disrepair. They have been malfunctioning with alarming regularity, spewing forth bitter, burnt offerings that would make even the most seasoned coffee aficionado weep.
Our committee has deemed it necessary to establish a series of guidelines and regulations to ensure that our coffee makers are maintained with the utmost care and attention.
These guidelines will include but not be limited to:
- Regular cleaning and descaling of the machines
- Immediate reporting of any malfunctions or issues
- Installation of a coffee machine maintenance fund (CMF)
We believe that with these measures in place, our break room will once again be a haven for productivity and creativity, rather than a breeding ground for despair.
Stay tuned for further updates and announcements as this proposal unfolds!
— The Break Room Safety Committee
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