Break Room Safety Committee 456: The Most Important Meeting You'll Ever Attend
Proposal 1: Mandatory Coffee Machine Maintenance Schedule
As we all know, our coffee machines are the lifeblood of productivity. This proposal outlines a schedule to keep our coffee machines purring like well-oiled engines.
We propose that every Friday at 2 PM, a team of highly trained coffee machine engineers (okay, it's just Bob) perform routine maintenance on the coffee machines.
This will ensure:
- That the coffee machine is always stocked with the freshest beans
- That the machine is always calibrated for maximum coffee-to-water ratio
- That Bob is always fed
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