Committee Meeting 123: The Agenda

Emergency Meeting Called By: The Chairperson of Chaos

Called for the purpose of:

• Addressing the recent outbreak of spontaneous human combustion in the break room.
• Debating the merits of a 4pm Friday happy hour.
• Discussing the new "No-Work-From-Home" policy.

Items to be discussed:

• Item 1: The Human Combustion Epidemic
• Item 2: Happy Hour Hijinks
• Item 3: WFH Woes

Agenda Item 1: Human Combustion Epidemic

Background: Several employees have spontaneously combusted in the break room. We must address this crisis and find a solution.