Emergency Committee Meeting 123

Called at 3:00 AM by Chairperson McSnarl, due to imminent existential crisis.

Agenda

3:05 AM - 3:10 AM: Introduction and existential dread
3:10 AM - 3:20 AM: Discussion of Coffee Machine Malfunction (CM-001)
Action Item 1: Fire Sale - 3:20 AM - 3:30 AM: Emergency Fire Sale to raise funds for new coffee machine
3:30 AM - 3:40 AM: Break for existential crisis counseling
3:40 AM - 3:55 AM: Discussion of the impending doom of the universe
Action Item 2: Apocalypse Preparedness - 3:55 AM - 4:10 AM: Review of emergency preparedness plans
4:10 AM - 4:20 AM: Adjournment and general despair