Case File #123: A most heinous crime has occurred. The break room donut box, once a beacon of hope and joy for the committee, has been depleted of all its contents.
It is hereby decreed that this action item be given top priority. The perpetrator must be found and brought to justice.
Related Action Items:
For further discussion, please refer to the minutes of this meeting.
Next meeting: Emergency Committee Meeting 124 will be held in 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 42 seconds.
