We have been alerted to a CRISIS of the highest order. Reports have been flooding in of a mysterious shortage of snacks in the break room. This is an outrage.
As such, we will be addressing this crisis with all haste. We will discuss, debate, and pontificate on the best course of action to rectify this situation.
We have a panel of experts ready to present their findings and recommendations.
Let us proceed with all due haste and get to the bottom of this mess.