Primary Goal: Save the World from Certain Doom
As Chair 2, it is our duty to ensure the world does not end in a catastrophic blaze of glory. We will achieve this by:
- Establishing a comprehensive plan for the implementation of more chairs in the break room.
- Creating a 24-hour pizza delivery service for committee members.
- Hosting a series of seminars on "Effective Procrastination Techniques."
Other notable goals include:
- Increasing the number of free coffee cups in the break room.
- Implementing a nap-time policy for all meetings.
- Mandatory attendance at all meetings for the chair's favorite aunt.