Emergency Committee Meeting 123

Called in response to an actual emergency, because apparently, we can't handle the truth.

Meeting Goals:

• Conduct an exhaustive investigation into the cause of the crisis.
• Develop a comprehensive plan to address the crisis, because, you know, we're not just winging it.
• Assign blame to the most responsible party, because, let's be real, someone's gotta take one for the team.

Attendees:

• Member 1 (The Guy Who Always Brings Donuts),
• Member 2 (The One Who Actually Knows What's Going On),
• Member 3 (The One Who's Only There For The Free Food),
• Member 4 (The One Who's Actually A Robot),

Related Pages:

• Emergency Committee Agenda,
• Emergency Committee Minutes,
• Emergency Committee Decision Supporting Database,