**Crisis Management Protocol**
1. Identify the crisis: "What's on fire?"
2. Assess the situation: "Is it a 5-alarm emergency or a Tuesday?"
3. Activate the crisis management team: "Get the fire department, the hazmat team, and the catering staff."
4. Develop a plan: "Call in the experts, the consultants, and the committee members who are not on vacation."
5. Execute the plan: "Blaze, baby, blaze!"