EMERGENCY COMMITTEE MEETING 123

Meeting called due to the sudden and inexplicable appearance of a mysterious, glowing toaster in the conference room.

Attendees: Bob, Carol, Dave, and the janitor.

Agenda: 1. Investigate toaster, 2. Call in expert, 3. Eat snacks.

Notes:

1. Janitor reported that the toaster has been seen making "wet" noises, but refused to elaborate.
2. Expert was called, but they were too afraid to come. They said it was a "turf war" between appliances.
3. Snacks were eaten, but not before they were all gone in 2.5 seconds, leaving only a pile of crumbs and a faint smell of burnt toast.