Committee Meetings

Emergency Committee Meeting 123

Subcommittee 2: Decision 2 - Alternative Reality Shift Protocol

Present:

Agenda:

  1. Item 1: Quantum Fluctuation Theory
  2. Item 2: Alternative Reality Shift Protocol (Current Item)
  3. Item 3: Multiverse Hypothesis (Deferred)

Decision 2: Alternative Reality Shift Protocol

By a vote of 3-0-2, with 1 abstention, the committee decided to shift into a parallel universe where the coffee machine always works.

Resolution:

  1. Shift into universe 42-Beta-6
  2. Celebrate with a team lunch at Joe's Diner

See Also: Alternative Reality Shift Protocol

See Also: Multiverse Hypothesis (Deferred)

Next meeting: Emergency Committee Meeting 124