Subcommittee 2: Decision 2 - Alternative Reality Shift Protocol
Present:
Agenda:
Decision 2: Alternative Reality Shift Protocol
By a vote of 3-0-2, with 1 abstention, the committee decided to shift into a parallel universe where the coffee machine always works.
Resolution:
See Also: Alternative Reality Shift Protocol
See Also: Multiverse Hypothesis (Deferred)
Next meeting: Emergency Committee Meeting 124