Emergency Committee Meeting 124 - Appendix B - Section 1

Minutes of the meeting where we decided to not decide anything.

Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Item 1 was brought to the floor by Chairperson McSass. After a heated debate, it was decided that the donuts were not actually missing, but rather relocated to a more secure location, aka the break room.

Action Item:

Assign a task force to investigate the Great Donut Caper of 2023.

Agenda Item 2: The Unfortunate Fate of Bob's Socks

Item 2 was brought to the floor by Vice-Chairperson SassyPants. After a thorough discussion, it was decided that Bob's socks were not actually missing, but rather in a state of temporal displacement, stuck in a time loop reliving the same 5 minutes for eternity.

Action Item:

Establish a Sock Emergency Response Team (SERT) to deal with the Sock-Specific Crisis.

See also:

Appendix B - Section 2: The Great Coffee Machine Uprising | Appendix C: The Mysterious Case of the Haunted Printer