Deep within the bowels of the city, where the sun never shines, we find our beloved Velvet Rodent Lounge. This clandestine hideaway has been the chosen meeting place of our esteemed committee for decades.
Located on the 12th floor of the Fumigis Building, behind a fake door in the ladies' restroom (just follow the trail of mouse-sized breadcrumbs), our Velvet Rodent Lounge is the perfect spot to plan your diabolical schemes.
We've got a cozy atmosphere, complete with velvet-draped tables, dimmable mood lights, and an endless supply of artisanal cheeses (for the discerning rodent palate).
But be warned: the coffee machine is a bit of a trickster. It's been known to spit out more than just your average cup of joe. Approach with caution!
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