Meet John Doe, Committee Member 3 of the Grand Council of Intergalactic Cooperation. John is a seasoned expert in the field of Interdimensional Carpentry and has a Ph.D. in Galactic Slopology from the prestigious Intergalactic University of Zorgon.

John is currently on vacation on a remote planet, where he is attempting to master the art of rock-paper-scissors against the planet's native inhabitants.