Chairman of the Utterly Useless Subcommittee

Welcome, I'm the Chairman of the Utterly Useless Subcommittee, a prestigious committee that does absolutely nothing of importance.

We meet once a month in a windowless room with no chairs, where we spend our time discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Our mission is to explore the depths of human ignorance, to seek out new ways to procrastinate, and to boldly go where no one has gone before... or at least, where no one has gone in a while.

Want to learn more about our subcommittee's illustrious history? Check out our subcommittee history subpage for more information.

And if you're feeling brave, take a look at our ongoing investigations subpage, where we're trying to solve the mysteries of the universe, one pointless question at a time.