Article 1: The Committee shall not be held responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of the phrase "I told you so."
Article 2: All members are required to maintain a minimum of 3 inches of visible hair at all times. This includes, but not limited to, beards, mustaches, and mullets.
Article 3: The Committee Chair shall have the final say in all matters, especially when it comes to what to eat for lunch. Pizza is always a good idea, however.