Our Mission
We have spent decades studying the disappearance of socks, and have come to a single, definitive conclusion: Socks are a sentient being.
Our goal is to negotiate with the Sock Overlords for the safe return of all missing socks.
We are making progress, but it's slow going. The Sock Overlords are a stubborn bunch.
Stay tuned for updates on our negotiations, and for tips on how to avoid getting eaten by the Sock Monsters.
Or, if you will, read the Sock Protocol Agreement, our comprehensive guide to sock diplomacy.