Committee on Sock Control

Chairman: Sockius Maximus (aka Dave)

Vice-Chair: Lady Whiskerface McSockedface (aka Karen)

• Member: Socky McSockerson (aka Steve)
• Member: The Sock Whisperer (aka Bob)

Sock Subcommittee on Sock Allocation

Chair: Sockius Minor (aka Dave's kid)

Members: Socky Jr., Socky Sr., and Socky in between

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Our mission: To ensure that no single sock is left unpaired in this vast, sock-filled universe.

Learn about our storied past