The Committee of Contraptions is dedicated to creating innovative solutions to the most pressing problems of modern society. Or, at the very least, we're good at making things that are sort of useful, but not really sure what they're for.
Our flagship project, the Inflato-Matic 9000, is a machine that inflates your socks to twice their normal size, allowing you to achieve maximum bounce in the workplace.
We're also working on the Disco-Tron 3000, a device that turns your home into a giant disco ball, complete with flashing lights and a built-in fog machine.
And, of course, we have the Auto-Tap 5000, a machine that taps your fingers for you, because who needs opposable thumbs, anyway?
Learn more about the Inflato-Matic 9000! Experience the Disco-Tron 3000 for yourself! Don't bother tapping your fingers, let the Auto-Tap 5000 do it for you!