Agenda 123: The Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Minutes for the 3:45 PM Session

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life and the afterlife

Resolution: tabled due to lack of consensus

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Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping

Resolution: 3-2 in favor of pineapple, with 1 abstention

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Item 3: Consider the ethics of robot uprising

Resolution: postponed until next quarter due to existential dread

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Adjournment

Meeting adjourned at 5:00 PM sharp

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